i don’t want to be able to easily access a calendar for 2092. i’ll be dead by then, io7. i don’t want to know that the 84th anniversary of my mother’s death will be on a wednesday, that my 103rd birthday will be on a monday.
you fucked up, apple. i’m too fucking fragile for this knowledge to be just a few downward scrolls away from me.
there’s more years, but i was too frightened to see how far it goes once i got to year 3013. maybe it goes on forever. maybe it stops suddenly at the year 5047. maybe it slowly fades to darkness, or maybe you can scroll five billion years into the transcendent purifying light of our sun devouring the galaxy.
i created an event for february 4, 2618, my mother’s 654th birthday. it says just chillax today, kiddo.
thanks, apple. :((( — Gavia.
Good Lord this. 1000 times this.
This better become a meme.
And they say the mainstream media is liberal…
I’ve been asking the same question lately.