And they say the mainstream media is liberal…

And they say the mainstream media is liberal…

There’s a point where you realize that you’re part of the establishment and there’s nothing you can do about it. But you don’t necessarily want to be Henry Kissinger.
Joel Coen on the brothers’ realization that they’re no longer “indie” movie makers

I’ve been asking the same question lately.

I’ve been asking the same question lately.

I’ve figured out a way for the Texas Rangers to win the World Series. One of their players needs to date a Khardasian.
An idea worth exploring from my friend Jessica

From my new favorite site, thebigcaption:

They Hate us for our Freedom
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From my new favorite site, thebigcaption:

They Hate us for our Freedom

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dreaming of the spicy tuna roll that is just around the corner…
How my friend’s Facebook status update began, announcing the arrival of her twins.

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Laying the groundwork for taking over the world…

If your presence in my Facebook feed provided nothing more than an hourly reminder of what an idiot you are, then you got pruned.
My friend Kyle on the ruler used during his recent friend purge.