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pampoovey:

i don’t want to be able to easily access a calendar for 2092. i’ll be dead by then, io7. i don’t want to know that the 84th anniversary of my mother’s death will be on a wednesday, that my 103rd birthday will be on a monday.
you fucked up, apple. i’m too fucking fragile for this knowledge to be just a few downward scrolls away from me.
there’s more years, but i was too frightened to see how far it goes once i got to year 3013. maybe it goes on forever. maybe it stops suddenly at the year 5047. maybe it slowly fades to darkness, or maybe you can scroll five billion years into the transcendent purifying light of our sun devouring the galaxy.
i created an event for february 4, 2618, my mother’s 654th birthday. it says just chillax today, kiddo.

thanks, apple. :((( — Gavia.
Sep 20, 2013 / 419 notes

dailydot:

pampoovey:

i don’t want to be able to easily access a calendar for 2092. i’ll be dead by then, io7. i don’t want to know that the 84th anniversary of my mother’s death will be on a wednesday, that my 103rd birthday will be on a monday.

you fucked up, apple. i’m too fucking fragile for this knowledge to be just a few downward scrolls away from me.

there’s more years, but i was too frightened to see how far it goes once i got to year 3013. maybe it goes on forever. maybe it stops suddenly at the year 5047. maybe it slowly fades to darkness, or maybe you can scroll five billion years into the transcendent purifying light of our sun devouring the galaxy.

i created an event for february 4, 2618, my mother’s 654th birthday. it says just chillax today, kiddo.

thanks, apple. :((( — Gavia.

Sep 12, 2013

Good Lord this. 1000 times this. 

This better become a meme.
Sep 12, 2013

This better become a meme.

Sep 8, 2013
And they say the mainstream media is liberal…
Jan 20, 2011

And they say the mainstream media is liberal…

There’s a point where you realize that you’re part of the establishment and there’s nothing you can do about it. But you don’t necessarily want to be Henry Kissinger.
Joel Coen on the brothers’ realization that they’re no longer “indie” movie makers
Jan 15, 2011
I’ve been asking the same question lately.
Jun 25, 2010

I’ve been asking the same question lately.

I’ve figured out a way for the Texas Rangers to win the World Series. One of their players needs to date a Khardasian.
An idea worth exploring from my friend Jessica
Jun 18, 2010
From my new favorite site, thebigcaption:

They Hate us for our Freedom
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Jun 4, 2010 / 91 notes

From my new favorite site, thebigcaption:

They Hate us for our Freedom

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dreaming of the spicy tuna roll that is just around the corner…
How my friend’s Facebook status update began, announcing the arrival of her twins.
May 7, 2010